Litigation Champion Mugs

'Yes Peeves, I know our Terms and Conditions are virtually incomprehensible and very difficult for our customers to understand. It took our legal team almost six months to re-word them like that!'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Trump secret police

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Privacy Conference Security

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Police Statetion

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Another slander suit!"

Statue of Security

'It's a treasure map.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Surveillance.

Law Offices

'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"