Legal Legend Mugs

'Son, your grandfather was the first lawyer on this case and some day it will be your case.'

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse. I suggest you read my book on law that's in the prison library."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Now that's a win."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Myths and legends...

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Scotsman in the bath...

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Pandora's Change Purse...

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Saint Patrick

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."