Lawful Legend Mugs

"Now that's a win."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Elliot Ness monster.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Bigfoot"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Myths and legends...

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Scotsman in the bath...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Pandora's Change Purse...

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Ted Hughes

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."