Lance Lore Lover Gifts

'Size matters!'

"This stool shall pass."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

The Dandy

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

Bowling ball head.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Bradley Wiggins

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

A full moon

"I stand corrected..."

Fisherman get a good catch.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

The art of fishing.

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Mermaids

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Weak Knights

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

Parsifal

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

Bowling alley