Lance Lore Lover Mugs

'Size matters!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

The Dandy

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Bowling ball head.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"I stand corrected..."

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

A full moon

The art of fishing.

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Weak Knights

Mermaids

Parsifal

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Bowling alley

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'