Lure Experimenter Gifts

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Sexual chemistry set

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Miami Mice

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Macho Vegetarian

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Cursing Scientist.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Professor...what are you doing?

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

"We're making progress."

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Fisherman get a good catch.

Scientist with test tube.

Wishing Well

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.