Lure Testing Gifts

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Harsh Mellows.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Dijon Vu

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

The art of fishing.

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Give that back!'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'