Lure Junkie Gifts

'Give that back!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Eat me"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

The art of fishing.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"I was really upset when they cancelled The Apprentice but this is even better."

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."