Lure Junkie Gifts

'Give that back!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Eat me"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

The art of fishing.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

Big Grin.

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'