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Distraction Junkie Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who embraces their love of distraction and creative chaos? Our selection celebrates the distraction junkie — a true master of getting wonderfully sidetracked. Find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that humorously acknowledge their charming tendency to wander off course while fueling their creative passions. Perfect for inspiring smiles and lighthearted moments, these gifts speak to their joyful sidetracks and unbounded imagination.
'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'
"Eat me"
The High Line at Giza
Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.
"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"
"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."
Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.
Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.
'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'
Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."
Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?
Homing pigeons in therapy.
'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'
'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'
'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'
"We should just stay down here year-round."
"It's taking more and more destruction just to feel anything."
The Keyboard
'It feels like two hours of my life is missing.'
The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!
'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'
'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'
"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"
Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.
"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"
"I have to get this project finished."
"This isn't really helping."
These are authentic pieces of the Berlin Wall, Mister. Only $19.99 each!
'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'
We're making real progress, Al. With my problems, or with the construction of your beach house?
"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."
"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"
Early Micronesian Casino
Distraction Junkie Gifts Collection
Distraction Junkie Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the distraction junkie’s creative chaos—witty designs to start their day with a smile.
Distraction Junkie Pillows
Find cozy pillows that embrace the distraction junkie’s love for wanderings—bringing humor and comfort to their creative spaces.
Distraction Junkie Prints
Browse inspiring prints that celebrate the joy of distraction—perfect for decorating spaces that nurture their creative chaos.
Distraction Junkie T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that playfully honor the distraction enthusiast’s love for getting sidetracked—perfect for casual wears that speak to their creative nature.