Distraction Junkie Pillows

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Eat me"

The High Line at Giza

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Homing pigeons in therapy.

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"We should just stay down here year-round."

"It's taking more and more destruction just to feel anything."

The Keyboard

'It feels like two hours of my life is missing.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

"I have to get this project finished."

"This isn't really helping."

These are authentic pieces of the Berlin Wall, Mister. Only $19.99 each!

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

We're making real progress, Al. With my problems, or with the construction of your beach house?

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"

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