Distraction Junkie Pillows

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Eat me"

The High Line at Giza

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"We should just stay down here year-round."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'It feels like two hours of my life is missing.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

The Keyboard

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"I have to get this project finished."

These are authentic pieces of the Berlin Wall, Mister. Only $19.99 each!

"This isn't really helping."

Waking the Dead.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Early Micronesian Casino

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

The Keisters of Easter Island