Distance Junkie Pillows

'You're taller than I expected.' - 'I'm standing on my blisters.'

World Tour.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Eat me"

The High Line at Giza

Off to see the world

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Roads with a view.

Midwest Winter Items.

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Zoom Wedding

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'Rap sheets! All the latest criminal stats! Get your rap sheets here!'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"We should just stay down here year-round."

Parts of an automobile

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Mount Everest.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"Go back to the space station. I forgot my phone."

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

These are authentic pieces of the Berlin Wall, Mister. Only $19.99 each!

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'