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'You're taller than I expected.' - 'I'm standing on my blisters.'

World Tour.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Eat me"

The High Line at Giza

Off to see the world

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Roads with a view.

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Zoom Wedding

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'Rap sheets! All the latest criminal stats! Get your rap sheets here!'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"We should just stay down here year-round."

Parts of an automobile

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Mount Everest.

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Go back to the space station. I forgot my phone."

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

M.D. The problem with your constitution is you've abused the pursuit of happiness.

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

'Some men who go through midlife crises have affairs, some buy expensive sports cars, some climb mountains...'