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"Eat me"

'I told you before: Don't text while rock climbing!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

End the Winter Blues

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The High Line at Giza

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Off to see the world

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"We should just stay down here year-round."

'What went particularly well?'

Mount Everest.

"Go back to the space station. I forgot my phone."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!