Distraction Juggler Pillows

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"I have to get this project finished."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Golfing Boss

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Education Guidance

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

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'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

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'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"

'Attack!'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

'Can't talk now! I'll call you back.'