Distraction Juggler T-Shirts

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"I have to get this project finished."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Golfing Boss

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Education Guidance

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Spanx Tells Me No

Tom Mullica.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"

"This isn't really helping."

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

'Attack!'

"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

'I can't keep stalling. How much longer until the Powerpoint is ready?'