Lure Collector Gifts

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'You're late for work again, Hayes. What's your lame excuse this time?'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Oh,no, not another crankbait.'

'That's a very collectible old lure.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Hooks R Us.

The art of fishing.

The Butlers Ball.

Zen Voodoo

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Of curse it does.'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Shoot! I left a bunch of @#&%@!!** typographical symbols around here somewhere!'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

'But they get attached to me!'

'Oooo! Oooo! There it goes again! That unbearable itch inside my shell!'