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"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'You're late for work again, Hayes. What's your lame excuse this time?'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Oh,no, not another crankbait.'

'That's a very collectible old lure.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Hooks R Us.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

The art of fishing.

The Butlers Ball.

Zen Voodoo

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Of curse it does.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"