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"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'The resume is handwritten because I am not very good with computers' - The LAST thing you should say in ANY job interview.

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

The art of fishing.

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"It's my emotional support animal."

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.

'Until we find work, we might want to consider trading in our car for something smaller.'

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'