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A Skinny Dog

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'You lifted your head.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"They're comfortable."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Get crazy once in a while

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

This side is the gag reel.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Magic Tricks

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Dummies Books.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Inkwell Genie.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Jim Carrey,

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Clown Delivering Babies.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

"You taught me to laugh again!"

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine