Lurcher Enthusiasts Mugs

A Skinny Dog

'You lifted your head.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"They're comfortable."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Get crazy once in a while

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Magic Tricks

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Inkwell Genie.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

"You taught me to laugh again!"

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'