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Wrestling Maks

'You lifted your head.'

High-gravity baseball

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'The resume is handwritten because I am not very good with computers' - The LAST thing you should say in ANY job interview.

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

"It's my emotional support animal."

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

Working from home

'Until we find work, we might want to consider trading in our car for something smaller.'

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

A Skinny Dog

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

"It's my side hustle."

He's got a gun!

'If you painted on a smile instead of that frown you might make more balloon sales...'

'Oh, it's different alright...but I'm not sure how much demand there'll be for a Noam Chomsky impersonator.'

Earl thought 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day,' was very dumb. 'How about hot dog ice cream?! Or a hot dog already chewed, saving me time by not chewing it?!'

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Endurance

Masked Wrestler

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.