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Masked Wrestler

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

High-gravity baseball

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"She's in her happy place again."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

Working from home

Luis Suarez

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'It's alright-he won't bite!'

Wrestling Maks

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

Bobsled Chase.

"Problem is you can't hold yer liquor."

'Who's there?'

Use your words!

"...And we just paid off our student loans."

Diarrhoea Discussion Class: Runs Until Friday

'Hope you don't mind. . . I have a stomach ache.'

'You got a good offer to endorse a new painkiller.'