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"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'You lifted your head.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Tongue in the ear...

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

A skier and a paraglider

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

The pop-up book of fighters

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Noah's Ark

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."

"I love a man with street smarts."

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"