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'Oh that, Laura went on a hunting trip with her boss a couple of monthe ago.'

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

The mushroom pickers

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"She has to find just the right spot."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting Out of Season

"It's a mixed-use building."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

'Let's go Ben, there's two feet of good tracking snow out there. Ben...Ben...?'

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"