Hunt Enthusiasts Pillows

'Oh that, Laura went on a hunting trip with her boss a couple of monthe ago.'

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

The mushroom pickers

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

"She has to find just the right spot."

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"It's a mixed-use building."

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

Hunting Out of Season

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

'Get your toys out of the living room!'

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'