Hunt Admirers Pillows

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

Babe in the woods!

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'We were matched by computer.'

The big apple.

Alan Turing

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

Hunting Out of Season

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

'I've had my eye on you, Johnson - You really know how to scurry about aimlessly.'