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'Boy, you were right to be cautious: These new lures are so lifelike...'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Clam Spearing

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

"Darn paparazzi."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Salesman at Buzzbait Manufacturers sees door sign 'Out for a spin'

"I wasn't dead yet."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Common Dodo!

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Live Bait.

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

Keeping up with the jones