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'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'You lifted your head.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

The art of fishing.

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"Politics has divided everything."

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Crocheting during lockdown

Pandemic Orphans

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'