Lure Crafting Pillows

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

The art of fishing.

"Politics has divided everything."

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Crocheting during lockdown

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Pandemic Orphans

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'