Lure Experimenter Pillows

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Sexual chemistry set

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Miami Mice

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Macho Vegetarian

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Cursing Scientist.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Professor...what are you doing?

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"We're making progress."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Scientist with test tube.

Wishing Well

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.