Lure Connoisseur Pillows

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

'You lifted your head.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

The art of fishing.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''