Lure Lovers Pillows

It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses.

"I hate the first day of fishing season."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Dummies Books.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Clown Delivering Babies.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'I say we try it.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Wee Folks Daycare

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Burp!

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Fisherman get a good catch.

The art of fishing.

'I keep thinking people aren't laughing at me.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."