Lure Lovers Prints

It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses.

"I hate the first day of fishing season."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'I say we try it.'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Burp!

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Wee Folks Daycare

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

The art of fishing.

'I keep thinking people aren't laughing at me.'

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."