Lure Creator Pillows

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

I quilt therefore I am

'You lifted your head.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

What's Their Secret?

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'