Lure Creator T-Shirts

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'You lifted your head.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Woman knitting a washing line.

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Styrofoam.'

Harps and Embroidery.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

What's Their Secret?

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'