Lure Testing Mugs

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Harsh Mellows.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Dijon Vu

Fisherman get a good catch.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

The art of fishing.

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'