Harvest Lover Gifts

Cornucopia

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

An English Gold Field

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Pumpkin Time!

Ranch Dressing

"Is there anybody there?"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."