Harvest Lover Gifts

Cornucopia

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Fist Bumper Cars

"Scuba cow"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

An English Gold Field

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

You will always find a spot to garden

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Ranch Dressing

Pumpkin Time!

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Is there anybody there?"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."