Thrift Lover Gifts

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'Here's 100 pennies. Can I have a dollar?'

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Queen of Upcycling!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I just..."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Crap others threw out

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

Electricity Bills

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

Man debating the price in a resteurant

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

'He has no romance. For special occasions, he gives me a coupon for a card and chocolates that will be 50% off the next day.'

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Budget Recliner

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'