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'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

Piranhaclaus

'Are we there yet?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Fishing.

No Swimming Allowed

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Holy Mackerel!"

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"We've lost the remote."