Friend Of The Sea T-Shirts

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Piranhaclaus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Fishing.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

No Swimming Allowed

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"We've lost the remote."

Octopus Baseball Fan

'Wheeee...'

'That was fun!'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Will work for clean water.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'