Friend Of The Sea Gifts

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Piranhaclaus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Fishing.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

Jacques Cousteau.

No Swimming Allowed

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"We've lost the remote."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'Wheeee...'

'That was fun!'

Octopus Baseball Fan

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Will work for clean water.

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.