Friend Of The Environment Gifts

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Garden Goddess.

'I blame global warming!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Climate Crisis

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."