Friend Of The Environment Prints

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Garden Goddess.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Climate Crisis

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'I blame global warming!'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.