Friend Of The Arctic Gifts

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Snowman Driver

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

Flashpoint: Arctic!

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

"I surprise you every year!"

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

People! Save the Arctic.

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Door to Door Campaigning

2 kids and a dog carol singing with a snowman in winter scene

"Well yes, I'm an Arctic Wolf, but sorry, I've never come across Santa's workshop..."

'Oh, no, the tourists are starting to arrive.'

It's said there are numerous words for "snow" in the languages of arctic societies. This time of year there are many words for how Frank feels about snow. I hate it! Abhor, detest, loathe it. I despise it.