Friend Of The Arctic Gifts

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

So, how are you planning on eating that?

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

"I surprise you every year!"

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

People! Save the Arctic.

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

A Mouse hole in an Igloo in the form of an Igloo entrance.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

2 kids and a dog carol singing with a snowman in winter scene

Door to Door Campaigning

'Oh, no, the tourists are starting to arrive.'

"Looks like the days of the great explorers are over."

'My god, I wouldn't want to be a stand-up comedian in a place like this!'