Marine Life Buff Pillows

The Food Chain

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

I swear you make me laugh when I'm eating just to see squid come out my blowhole.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"One of my strengths is that I like to work outside of my comfort zone."

Octopus

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Scuba cow"

"The unlucky lemming"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"They're so like us."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"He was a sea rescue."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Dolphin

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'