"You should get that looked at, laddie."
Marine Mystery Buff T-Shirts
Gift a marine mystery buff a t-shirt that boldly proclaims their fascination with ocean secrets—stylish, witty, and perfect for their next underwater adventure or casual outing.
The Anti-Agent
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"
"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"
The Food Chain
'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'
It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...
The Da Vinci Cod
The Philip Marlow family
'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'
OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."
"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."
'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'
"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.
"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."
'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'
"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"
Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.
'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'
Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!
'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'
"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."
Uncle Sam and the CIA.
"My wife - is she still staring at me?"
"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"
'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'
'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'
Marine Mystery Buff T-Shirts Collection
Marine Mystery Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for marine mystery buffs and add a splash of oceanic intrigue to their daily coffee or tea routine.
Marine Mystery Buff Pillows
Discover our pillows that celebrate the mysterious depths of the sea—perfect for cozying up during ocean-inspired dreams.
Marine Mystery Buff Prints
Browse our prints to bring the wonder of marine mysteries into your décor—a perfect gift for sea lovers and curious explorers.