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'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'

The Bermuda Trapezoid: Where Ships Mysteriously Appear.

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

'We should talk more.'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"My wife - is she still staring at me?"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

Edgar Wallace.

"As a matter of fact, yes, it was an amicable divorce."