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'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'

The Bermuda Trapezoid: Where Ships Mysteriously Appear.

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'We should talk more.'

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

Flying Dutchman

Edgar Wallace.

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"As a matter of fact, yes, it was an amicable divorce."