Rind of the Ancient Mariner
Ballad Buff Gifts
Seeking a unique gift for a ballad buff? Our collection celebrates their love for poetic storytelling with personalized mugs, witty t-shirts, cozy pillows, and art prints that bring their passion to life. Perfect for those who cherish lyrical tales and storytelling tradition, these thoughtfully designed items add a touch of rhythm and rhyme to everyday life. Discover humorous and heartfelt options that will inspire and delight any poetry lover.
Charles Causley.
"We the jury couldn't reach a verdict, but we were able to come up with this haunting ballad about the murder."
"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."
A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
"That is an outrageous slur."
I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.
"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."
'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'
'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'
Piano Keyboard
"Scotch and water musick."
Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'
Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.
Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.
Of Mice and Men.
Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)
'At least I don't have his life.'
A Creature WAS Stirring
Ballet Lovers
'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'
Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.
Doggy conductor
'We had to donwsize.'
Pair o' Keats.
The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.
Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"
Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.
Cello player with pencil instead of bow
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.
RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...
"I can hear the sea boiling."
Ballad Buff Gifts Collection
Ballad Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for ballad buffs—each piece celebrates poetic storytelling with witty, heartfelt, and inspiring designs.
Ballad Buff Pillows
Find cozy pillows inspired by poetic storytelling—ideal for creating a comfortable, artistic space for your ballad-loving friend.
Ballad Buff Prints
Browse art prints that celebrate the beauty of ballads and storytelling—perfect for inspiring their love of poetry every day.
Ballad Buff T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to your ballad buff’s love for lyrical tales—fun, creative, and perfect for everyday wear.