Composition Buff Gifts

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Of Mice and Men.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Pair o' Keats.

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Sergei Taneyev

'The buildings are merging.'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Poinsettia

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

Vincent Van Goth.

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

Succeed