Rhythm Buff Gifts

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"That is an outrageous slur."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'The Burrito King.'

"It is we."

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Next in Lion

'At least I don't have his life.'

Best mates

Ballet Lovers

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

God save the Queen.

'He's been wanting to have his own signature end-zone dance, but this just doesn't cut it.'

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

The King In The Rain.

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

Bell Hop

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."